Somewhere in the bustling corridors of our abstract bureaucracy, a meeting was called: the Great Committee on the Color of Tuesdays. With fervent debates over the pros and cons of teal versus cerulean, they lost track of the true essence of time — a momentary vision of a fleeting Tuesday. Explore further.
News of the discovery of the Orbiting Punctuality Around Moon has revolutionized the way we schedule our weekend brunches. Now, with precision greater than ever, the waffles arrive at exactly 11:17 AM, no more, no less. Read the full report.
An anonymous source claims that the tree in her backyard has been receiving motivational quotes from the universe's Facebook page. Critics argue it’s nothing but a statistical anomaly, reminiscent of the Shakespeare-scribbling monkeys. But believers continue to flock to the leafy oracle, seeking life advice in the form of rustling leaves. Join the congregation.