Alien 1: Do stars... really twinkle, or is it just a plot to mislead us?

Alien 2: I've been on hold with the universe for ages.

Alien 1: Twinkle, twinkle... is that the celestial IRS?

Alien 2: More like... the galactic glitch in our existential plan.

Earthling: Welcome to the Milky Way... do you want gas or juice?

Alien 1: Are comets considered fast food?

Alien 2: Only if they come with light-speed fries.

Earthling: We accept interstellar credit and cosmic laughs.