The stage is set, the audience bewildered. Behold the Arcanum Ballet, where every pirouette mocks the very fabric of reality. The lead dancer is a shadow, and the music? That's just the sound of time laughing at itself.
The choreography is said to be ancient, perhaps forgotten by the ancients themselves during an awkward tea party. "The Dance of the Withered Spaghetti" is particularly popular, as it requires no actual practice whatsoever, just a profound sense of artistic decay.
Once, a wanderer claimed they found the remaining tickets under a pile of dust and despair. They were promptly shooed away, likely by the ghost of a conductor who never found his baton. Rumor has it the orchestra is composed entirely of phantom cats, who demand tuna as payment.
Should you wish to join this enigmatic performance, simply step into the nearest hallway and pretend to stumble upon a hidden portal. Or not. It's your decision, and we respect that.
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