Ever found an illusory box collecting real dust? Engaging in a containment breach tango with the spirit of your refrigerator's past? Fret not, the automated diagrams here are entirely theoretical.
Step 1: Initiate the Anti-Concern Rune by tracing backward three octagons with a perpendicular line, preferably on the 13th Tuesday of a month or during breakfast, whichever is less chaotic.
NOTE: If uncertain, consult your automated AI-sidekick. AI stands for "Absurdly Intelligent," in case you're wondering about your poor life choices.
🐉 You've activated the Potion of Almost Imminent Calm. Future problems, paws off!