The Process

A lone figure in the vast void
Discovers an ancient tome covered in dust, sadness, and misplaced annotations.
The cover reads: "To Process, or Not to Process: That is the Question," in bewildering detail.

Act 1: The Gathering of Utterly Useless Ingredients

• 3 ounces of moonlight caught in a jar
• 1 tablespoon of enigmatic whispers
• 7 drops of irony, distilled with care
• A dash of chaos, preferably imported from France

"This will certainly end well," the narrator mused, as the scene panned to a kitchen filled with floating onions.

Act 2: The Perilous Stirring

With a wooden spoon larger than existential doubt, our hero began stirring.

Suddenly, a portal opens, revealing a brief yet intense debate between two hedgehogs about the merits of veganism.

Act 3: The Critique by Unqualified Entities

Enter stage left: a cat, a dog, and a surprisingly articulate potato.
"I don't get it," the cat yawned. "But I appreciate the effort," said the potato with a philosophical shrug.

The curtain drops, but the laughter echoes in dimensions we have yet to discover.

Or perhaps the laughter was just the wind. In the end, we all just want to be understood. But by whom? By what?