Celestial Puzzle

Once, in a realm where the skies were perpetually gray, the people gathered to solve the Celestial Puzzle. They believed it held the key to happiness, riches, or at the very least, a decent Wi-Fi connection.

Alas, what they found was a series of intricate paths, much like a bureaucratic maze designed by an overcaffeinated octopus:

Along the way, they encountered signs such as:

"Beware of the Antithesis Dragon, for it thrives on your certainty."

But worry not, brave seeker, for you can always turn back or, more likely, hit the "Accept All Cookies" button without reading.

Need a break from existential quandaries? Try your hand at the Labyrinth of Lost Socks or visit the Tower of Inverted Expectations.