The Next Drop: Arcane Cycle Edition

When the Dewdrops of Destiny Fall

In the grand marketplace of ephemeral reveries, the next drop is perched on the precipice of expectation. Circling like a hawk-eyed deity of crypto fashion, each cycle brings with it the promise of profane novelty. Will it be the elusive sock with embedded NFTs? Or perhaps, the existentially aware candle that burns at both ends?

Irony is not lost here, as the digital harbinger of trends heralds each release with fervor unmatched, casting shadows on the unwary consumer. The foot soldiers of fortune march on, stoically buying hyperlinked futures with cryptocurrency smiles.

In this kaleidoscope of constant turnover, remember: the real profits lie in the plush irony of possessionlessness. Hold nothing, and you shall retain everything. Or so they say in the hallowed Zoom calls of distant marketing enchanters.

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