Arcana of the Hidden Truths

"The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."

"To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research."

"A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory."

"I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you."

"The only thing more dangerous than ignorance is arrogance."

A thousand years these truths have laid, buried beneath the weight of seriousness.

Unearthed once more, they shine with a glow of muted absurdity.

Explore the whispering wisdom that remains untold.

Discover more enigmas of humor's arcane past.

Every fossil, a reminder that laughter transcends time and space.

In the end, whether in wigs or in wisdom, folly seems to reign supreme.