"The ocean called, but I missed the boat due to a scheduling conflict with my goldfish."
- Deep Sea Philosopher
Fossils speak but do not hear; they lie trapped in time's tide, whispering sarcastic sonnets to unsuspecting divers.
Did you know? When submerged, puns take twice as long to sink—but jokes, they're buoyant.
The secret to serenity is simply pretending the water is your Wi-Fi and you're forever seeking connection.
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