“Twirl not just the fork, but the entire universe upon a coil of fate.”
“Every strand yearns for the warmth of broth; is it not the fate of existence?”
“Wisdom flows like soy, thicker yet translucent; clarity is a delicate dance.”
“Remember, release the noodles into the void; they may settle into the abyss or bring warmth.”
“As dough rests, so too does the soul find its balance amidst infinite boiling waters.”
What the cookbooks never tell you