Welcome, seeker of unparalleled knowledge, to the crossroads of decision and indecision, where the will is both forged and forgotten in the quark-infused fabric of time.
"To choose is to guarantee the absence of choice," muses the Quantum Cat, both here and not here, in a state of eternal doubt.
Did you know that the will was once lost in a bet between Schrödinger and a hedgehog? The will, it turns out, prefers curling up in tight balls over making decisions.
Imagine a realm where your will is a hologram projected by the cosmic microwave background. In this reality, decisions are mere echoes of choices never made, wrapped in the warm embrace of irony. Yet, you can still discover them, should you dare.
In this world, actions are but shadows of intentions, cast by the light of past quantum superpositions. Irony, the universal solvent, dissolves certainties into uncertainties, leaving behind a residue of paradox.
Looking for a key to unlock the secrets of your lost will? Try quantum_keys.html, though it might be a figment of your imagination.