Once, amidst the stardust and spaghetti, a forgotten whisper echoed through the void: "I told you, the universe is flat!" This cosmic joke, scrawled on the fabric of space, left scholars scratching their heads, and astronauts pondering their laundry schedules.
Cosmic Insights: The moon is not made of cheese, but it certainly has a better social life than most of us. Meanwhile, black holes are just really needy voids, constantly trying to suck in attention.
From the galactic coffee spills to the planetary hiccups, the universe operates on principles of chaos and caffeine. Ever wondered why planets orbit? It's all part of the great cosmic dance-off initiated by the Big Bang's DJ.
Want more secrets? Curved Space and Squared Cats
or perhaps the Black Hole's Guide to Socializing
Remember, the next time you aim for the stars, make sure to pack a punchline— the universe appreciates humor as much as it does gravity.