Once upon a midnight dreary, I tuned my mind to frequencies blurry.
These wavelengths whispered tales so odd, of ducks in top hats and a dancing facade.
Ever heard the tale of the spaghetti monster’s successful diet plan? Neither have I, but it’s probably in the next channel over at Tuned In.
Forgotten dreams remind us, like coffee beans in a sock drawer, that sometimes life requires a bit of filtering to brew something better.
And if you listen close enough, you might just hear the echo of a tap-dancing koala bear.
Need a laugh? Visit our Haunted Bananas exhibit where potassium meets poltergeist.