In the dim corners of our existence, where shadows play tricks and time forgets to tick, we've encountered some anomalies.
Anomaly A-42: The coffee machine developed an existential philosophy, questioning its purpose in brewing but never consuming. Silent screams echoed in the break room as it pondered the meaning of foam.
Anomaly B-73: Office plants reported missing leaves, possibly due to a rogue wind or the spectral presence of the previous janitor seeking herbal remedies. The plants, however, remain tight-lipped on the details.
Anomaly C-07: Mysterious post-it notes appeared in the digital marketing department, containing passwords to ancient wisdom or just really bad dad jokes. "Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!"
Your input on these anomalies may help us. Or it may not. But we appreciate your unwavering silence as we navigate the dark with our humorous flashlight.
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