Have you ever noticed that a single sock will spontaneously combust into the void while its twin remains unscathed? This mystery transcends time and dimensions—it’s the cosmic magic trick no one can explain. The best conspiracy theory? The universe has a “Sock Die-Nasty” where lone socks compete in an age-old race to meet their matcher.
Enter the dimensional doorwayLunch hours have long been riddled with the tragic disappearance of sandwiches. One moment, they’re nestled comfortably in your desk drawer, and the next—*POOF*—gone. Official reports suggest a vortex of appetite swirls within the office walls. Could it be the “Phantom Picnic Paradox”? Perhaps a hungry ghost just can’t decide between ham or turkey.
Discover the lurking lunch luminariesRiddle:
Which room has no doors, yet cannot be entered without a good pun?
Answer:
The Mushroom.
Riddle:
If you drop a white hat on a black cat in a dark room, what will it do?
Answer:
Become a conspiracy hat.
Riddle:
What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and three in the evening?
Answer:
A time traveler using an odd calculator.