Once, in the fading twilight of dynamic color choices, an emperor sought advice from his most trusted wispy whispers – known affectionately as "The Hummus of Wisdom".
📜"Oh subtle reed flute of the foggy abyss," he pleaded, deciding on modern waxing while ancient tribulations thickened the horizon "could you possibly lend clarity on today's menu dilemma? 📜
(A distant cry of a seagull was perhaps the only sane response)
And thus, the whispers replied: