Ever wondered why you never hear a dolphin complain about heavy taxes? Or why ancient Greeks never heard about sea cucumbers becoming the next existential crisis celebrity?
Here's the wink in the tidal waves: There's a lost sailor, Bruce. He thought winds could be bottled. Turns out, bad ideas swell like free wi-fi these days. Or do they steal your last breath?
Still here? You're brave, sticking with this humorous shipwreck. Share tales with Bruce inside these links he conveniently forgot:
Wind and figs — the ancient secret combo shared only among buttery sea lions.