Ever gazed into a temporal mirror? They say the past whispers extremely profound secrets, like where to find the last cookie before it crumbles in existential despair.
Once, I asked a temporal mirror, “What’s my future?” It replied, “Ever onward,” and promptly fogged up dramatically. Clearly, it wasn’t ready for commitment.
Legends state that ancient mirrors are portals to alternate timelines — where cats run for president, and dogs are the prime ministers with impeccable diplomatic skills.
In the esoteric dance of light, a mirror once commented, “Reflections? Always more interesting than the reality, darling!” and swooshed dramatically with an unseen cape.