Ancient Math of the Stars

Welcome, wanderer, to the cryptic realm of the celestial numbers. Here, the ancient sage, with a quill and star chart, shall guide you through the spiral dance of heavenly bodies. Prepare yourself for the esoteric equations of the cosmos!

The Sigil of Infinite Whimsy

To calculate the angle of the Great Cosmic Whiffle, follow these steps:

  1. Determine the distance between the fourth and fifth stars in the Camel Toe constellation, using only your non-dominant foot.
  2. Multiply this distance by the square root of your last meal's philosophical impact.
  3. Divide the product by the number of socks you own, adjusted for seasonal changes.

Calculation of Whiffle Angle: 42π (i.e., pizza)

Starry Misadventures: A Cosmic Anecdote

One day, the sage decided to teach a lesson on the orbit of the Spaghetti Nebula. However, all calculations were mistakenly based on the number of meatballs present. The result? A prophecy indicating an imminent lunch break!

Should your stars misalign, fear not. Simply consult the Delphian Riddles for further nonsensical enlightenment.