Once upon a time—not that any time is ever more once than another—I accidentally stepped sideways into the past. Or was it sideways into the future? I can never tell them apart without a good map.
In ancient Rome, I found myself mistaken for a newly appointed senator due to my impeccable togas. I had just finished telling Julius Caesar about stock markets when I realized I had never influenced a high-stakes assassination plot before lunchtime.
A brief stint in the court of Henry VIII involved me advising on developing a "suspiciously modern" whistling legal banter. They say the King's ear is... well, you know, I can’t whistle it now, but I could then.
The future isn’t what it used to be, as I learned while trying to explain the concept of “vintage” to a young android. Here, take a look at their excellent "hipster" cappuccino machines:
Curious about your own time-twisted journey? Remember, don’t forget the directions unless you’re okay with detours through the Neolithic art scene.
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