Once, in the shadow of the Pyramids, a bewildered elder bent down to whisper secrets that were never penned in stone tablets—mostly because they were too busy with the logistics of pyramid construction and organizing cocktail pyramids of fruit.
The dessert was indeed a mirage, yet less about the Mirage and more about the vision of dessert swirling in their minds. And thus the ancient saying, "Let there be chocolate where there is sand," was born—not in Hieroglyphics but scribbled on the back of an unfinished scroll.
Our ancestors argued fiercely over the number of wheels necessary for optimal cartage efficiency—all while the wheel itself lay awkwardly unturned. Ingenious or perhaps confused, they devised a two-wheeled unicycle and called it the "Chariot of Distraction."
For those seeking deeper insights, truth lies within the ethereal radiance of their obsidian coffee mugs.
And remember, if you ever see the Great Sphinx wearing sunglasses, rest assured it’s guarding a mystery far greater about the shadow of its own summer day.