Dreams of Yesterday's Tomorrow

"In the reflection, I've found my lost socks and misplaced ambitions."
The voice, tinged with raspberry-flavored irony, rang hollow in its truth.
"Once upon an algorithm, I plotted the course of destiny in spilled coffee stains."
These words belonged to someone important, perhaps a barista.
The clock whispered secrets about aspirations that tick louder than they toc.
"Have you tried rebooting your dreams?"
quacked the digital sage, eyes aglow with pixelated wisdom.

If you thought this was profound, ponder more ambivalent truths in the Abyss.

Otherwise, amuse yourself with absurdity at the Mocks Stage.