Ever wondered what goes on inside a shadow's mind at those late hours when the sun's not looking? Welcome to a witty introspection on shadows, stitched together with laughter and some old, forgotten velvet.

Shadows rarely discuss politics. After all, the drama is much too real when you're a silhouette. Imagine voting—Oh! A shadow scandal! That's true news on the darker side of life.

They ponder, sometimes aloud, if nocturnal animals fear the daytime as much as they fear a shadow's existential crisis during the night. Are moonlit dances a joy or a job application from your darker doppelgänger?

One shadow recently articulated this profound thought: "When life casts you aside, become an avant-garde projection on a wall." Wise words from a figure often mistaken for a doorframe.