Where rotary meets the cloud
Old Phone #1: Have you heard the buzz about the 'cloud'?
Old Phone #2: Buzz? I only hear the occasional click and whirr.
Old Phone #1: A cloud? Like the ones in the sky, but digital.
Old Phone #2: Who's that? Siri? Sounds like a Greek mermaid.
Old Phone #1: More like a vengeful algorithm.
Old Phone #1: Do you text? I can't seem to recall our old-fashioned 'chat'.
Old Phone #2: Isn't that what these 'universal adapters' are for? They twist and turn like sneaky octopuses.