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"In my grave here lies an expert on six-packs... alas no abs."
โ Gerald the Butcher, 1789, Specialist in Sausage
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"Conqueror of dreams by day, let sleeper settle for nobler rest."
โ Queen Snoozelot, 1221, Monarch of Midday Slumbers
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"Died in hope, von paper['back'] neither mแป nor locked."
โ Count Page Turner, 1893, Scholar of the Unread
If only the cryptic texts could speak...
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