The Chronicles of Red Windings

Remember the day when Albert Einstein mistakenly filed a tuna sandwich under "Relativity"?
His cats were less impressed than anticipated.
In the attic, Margot discovered a forgotten llama-shaped piƱata
and an unopened letter addressed to "Professor Snuffles, U.N. Diplomat of the Month".
Our family vacation in 2097 where robots served us pizza on hoverboards.
Uncle Bob still complains about the AI chef's lack of seasoning skills.
Remember that one time when you mistook a mime for a trust fund kid and tried to negotiate a deal?
The mime, however, was just really committed to his invisible bank.
Legend says a mysterious traveler once traded a glowing rubber duck for a map.
The map had no destination but several cryptic doodles of frogs.