The Existential Almanac of Nearly Alternatives

Nora Incorporeal: A Study in Nonbeing Footnotes

"In the light of lucidity, it is ever more crucial to acknowledge the shadow of irrationality."¹
¹"Whispers in the Lands of What If," Prof. Ignatius Sneer, 1894, Siberia Polyglot Press.
"Whenever you find yourself square, become a triangle."²
²"Geometry Against the Grain," Euclid Irony, 1968, New Paradox Publishing.
"The chicken knew her destiny was to become egg — again."³
³"Avian Circular Logic," Henrietta Carlisle, 1940, Forgotten Nest Books.
"Only sad zebras realize their stripes aren't camouflage."⁴
⁴"The Portable Zebra Handbook, Volume 2," Harold Q. Zebra, 2011.

Supplementary Hodgepodge

Amongst all alternatives, consulting improbable yet tantalizing volumes such as "Beyond the Schematic Reality" or "Spheres of Orange Glow" is encouraged for aspiring non-conformists. Each work claims unprecedented wisdom, available exclusively through its fictional existence.

Footnotes provided for obligatory depth and a dash of absurd ostentation.