"Only sad zebras realize their stripes aren't camouflage."⁴
⁴"The Portable Zebra Handbook, Volume 2," Harold Q. Zebra, 2011.
Supplementary Hodgepodge
Amongst all alternatives, consulting improbable yet tantalizing volumes such as "Beyond the Schematic Reality" or "Spheres of Orange Glow" is encouraged for aspiring non-conformists. Each work claims unprecedented wisdom, available exclusively through its fictional existence.
Footnotes provided for obligatory depth and a dash of absurd ostentation.