In the gaseous clouds of anecdote, where supernovas of satire ignite and comets are but cherry on cosmic pies, we find
our universe: supremely tickled.
Pillar of humor in the constellation of wisdom, your laughter curates stardust!
Why did the star refuse to shine?
Because it couldn't handle the pressure and sought refuge in a black hole's comforting void.
True, cosmic secrets whispered by neutron stars can only be deciphered with the right punchline.
Universe, abundant in planetary jokes: Did you hear the joke about the asteroid? It's a little rocky but sure to make you roll.