"What do you mean the rabbit isn't wearing its hat?"
- Sir Hornsworth, Expert on Transcendent Trousers
"Sometimes, a fish is just a fish. Other days, it's a $3.50 latte."
- Lady Teaspoon, Philosopher of Breakfast Epiphanies
"I've tried potion number 7,821, and now I speak fluent broccoli."
- Professor Quirk, Undisputed Master of Silly Sows
Think you can solve the riddle of the mystic door? Hint: It's not "abracadabra" or "open sesame." Try something even more mysterious like: