Once upon an LED-lit dusk, the agricultural elite sowed rows of irony
and harvested ambiguity under the magnificent glow of invisible light.
Here, the corn stands tall—not seeking sunlight, but the soft applause of distant stars.
Crops thrive on technology: WiFi wheat, social media soybeans, and Internet of Things potatoes.
Farmers wear smart glasses to streamline the poignant process of procrastinated planting.
“Is it time to reap?” they ponder, contemplating their existential drip-irrigation systems.
Under these fields, secrets grow deeper than roots, entangled in wires rather than soil.