Step 1: The Initiation Rites – Every stardust artisan begins with the Rite of the Celestial Broom. Sweep the Milky Way with a toothbrush you won at a garage sale. Remember, the price is directly proportional to your success.
Step 2: Ingredients List – Collect 3g of cosmic grain, a whisper from a comet, and the silent approval of a black hole. Spices optional, but recommended for flavor.
Step 3: Inversion Protocol – Always invert your reality before 3:14 AM on a Tuesday. This keeps astral balance in check and prevents inevitable wormhole mishaps.
Step 4: Philosophical Construction – When asked the meaning of life, reply only in stardust poetry. Excessive verbosity in standard dialect attracts cosmic scrutiny.
Step 5: The Final Step – To harness stardust successfully, one must master the impossible art of patience and the absurdity of purpose. Begin with origin and end with horizon.