"I traveled through time," I said, "and all I got was this lousy enlightenment." It all began when I misread the "flux capacitor" instructions as a recipe for lasagna.
One day in the year 3023, while trying to decipher hieroglyphs that turned out to be an ancient form of texting, I discovered the secret to eternal procrastination. The scrolls simply read, "Don't worry, there's always tomorrow... or yesterday."
Have you ever tried to pay for a latte with a Roman coin in the 21st century? Let's just say, the barista was less than impressed. "Sir, we're not accepting drachmas at this time," she said, rolling her eyes like a seasoned time traveler.
Ever tried to teach Shakespeare slapstick comedy? Well, I did, and let's just say their quills were less effective as weapons of wit.
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