Years ago - In a dimension only visible through ripples of cheese: I remember a conversation I overheard while traversing through the Cheddar Gates. Two space-time phantoms were lost in an argument over which asteroid had the best gravitational pull. Quite the weird scene!
Last Thursday - Adventure on the Floating Isles: I randomly bumped into a blue penguin who claimed they used to be a lawyer in 1835. He had a pretty intense case involving runaway sock puppets! I couldn’t stop laughing—one minute we’re arguing about space-time continuum loopholes, the next he's laying down a whole court case. How delightful.
A moment ago - Under the Misty Archways: As I strolled, a specter slid beside me, whispering secrets of why bananas vibrate in soft tunes past the 4th dimension. "You can only hear it if you’ve unpicked a dandelion at the full moon!" she said. A cabal of mismatched garden tools began a symphonic performance right there on the cobblestone.
Discover more discordant stories from the multiverse: Otherworld Encounters, Chrono Slip-ups, The Tidbit Chronicles.