The Formula for the Abyss

In a world turned upside down, where cats calculate stock market fluctuations and the moon dabbles in watercolor painting, a formula has been derived. But be warned, dear traveler, its origin lies with the enigmatic and ephemeral.

                F(x) = ∫₀⁶ ξ ²(π tabby cat) dy
                    -- under the uncertain skies of maximum yield --
        

Seek these constants: Whimsy & Irony, Inevitability & Sublime. Stir not with caution, but with reckless abandon!