The Greatest Hits of Absurdity

Scene 1: The clock strikes thirteen, an inquisition begins. Our hero in three-piece suit contemplates the fate of an eternal banana peel.

Hero: "Should it fascinate or topple the unprepared?"

Heroine (unseen): "In our fruitless chase, silence speaks, you know."

Scene 2: The telephone rings, but no one dares to answer; they fear what Luncheon has to say on Tuesday about it.

Vagabond: "Do schedules haunt you as it does me?"

Contemplator (smiling wryly): "I am but a ghost of Sundays, lingering in transit."

Scene 3: A peculiar duet is performed on invisible strings, master and apprentice bound in solitude's waltz.

Master: "Dance with shadows cast by distant stars."

Apprentice: "Are they distant or ever closer, invisible yet clear?"