Absurd Baking Chronicles

Once, in a year lost to the colony of Pluto, apricots were baked with starlight.

At nine ticks before the digital sunset in 2187, the Ancient Recipe found its way to Eden.

Timeless truths are kneaded where paradoxical pastries rise above earthly ceilings.

1893 called for biscuits baked at temperatures that transcended ordinary thermodynamics.

Intergalactic soufflés clashed silently against the walls of time in 3408.

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