Imagine driving a vehicle that's basically an iron oxide sculpture. A work of art that the world can't appreciate—as it humbly falls apart. Now that's commitment!
Nectar of the workplace gods, brewed painstakingly overnight on forgotten settings. Inspires shaky productivity almost as much as it inspires epiphanies of life's futility.
Bespectacled the school of thought that brings lime green into unity with flamingo pink.
Stepping out in one's sartorial orchestra of madness.
"They're on sale, but not the kind of sale where you'd actually save money. You know?"
"Is this dairy free or care free? Look at it dance in all its free-living glory..."