In the grand dance of the elliptical form, we find ourselves
spinning like a confused satellite around a bureaucratic planet.
Haven’t you noticed?
The oval is but a circle on an extended vacation,
landlocked by sinuous pathways and circumglobal indecision.
Did you hear about the ellipse who went to therapy?
“I just can’t stop going around in circles,” it confessed.
The triangle’s advice? “Maybe you need to be more straight-lined about things!”
Ah, geometric self-help books — an untapped genre of wit.
Life lessons sprout from the arc: never follow a curvilinear path
without a safety net of pi.
And remember, in the battle of curves vs. edges,
always choose the donut over the ruler.