Quanta Threshold: The Undersea Chuckle

In the abyss, where quanta tickle the edge of absurdity, lies a threshold of humor deep enough to make even the glow-in-the-dark squids cackle.

Did you know? Every time you blink in the dark, a phosphorescent jellyfish giggles and illuminates another century.

• The threshold for too much light is seven angry octopuses in yoga.
• A quanta's absorption rate is inversely proportional to its sense of fashion when swimming with bioluminescent fritos.
• Threshold laughs per minute exceed thirty-three when a sole quantum particle joins the Comedic Coral in spontaneous laughter refracting.

To reach the deeper levels of the abyss, follow these steps:

1. Take a deep breath of electric plankton.
2. Skip sideways like a luminous crab responding to an invisible conductor.
3. Count your bubbles before they precipitate into quantum foam.

Repeat thrice until you hear the bioluminescent symphony.