The Philosophy of A Missing Pencil
Once in a whispering hall ∞, the despair of a missing pencil echoed like a final trumpet in an empty cathedral. Some say it left a gaping void, others claimed it was just half an inch shorter than intended. We believe in letting our wooden weapons escape unnoticed, silently contributing to the greater cosmos.
Our Vision
Like socks, sometimes the right one goes missing. Our vision is simple: treat those elusive left socks with courtesy! They are dissenters in the quest for pair-hood, rebelling against symmetry and embracing singularity. Here, even silence has punchlines.
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