The Universal Matrix™

Retro Non-Newtonian Slime™

Not your average slime; it might just crawl back into your dreams.

Price: $15.99

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Quantum Entanglement Chocolates

They come in pairs, but one might be on Pluto. Enjoy the uncertainty!

Price: $49.99

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Universal Matrix™ (Not a Matrix)

Promises to be exactly what you didn't expect it to be. Guaranteed no coffee-making skills.

Price: Priceless (but will accept Monopoly money)

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