"Are we really in the office, or is this the conference room of our subconscious?"
"I heard the printer whisper secrets about existential dread last night. "
"Please, your coffee contains too much irony for my delicate palate."
Do you trust the clarity of the eclipse?"Remember to submit your dreams to HR by the end of fiscal quarter. They're not going to process themselves."
"I find it hard to take meetings seriously when the agenda is so… elliptical."
"Does anyone even use spreadsheets in the labyrinth, or is it just a metaphor for life?"