Have you ever tried to bake a cake in the past? The frosting is always too retro. Especially the sprinkles.
Scientists say time is like a river, but I'm more inclined to think of it as a slightly confused octopus wearing a monocle.
Did you know an hour can become a banana under particular quantum conditions? You just need a very specific pair of glasses.
If you ever find yourself stuck in the middle of a Tuesday, simply reverse the polarity of your coffee maker. Science!
Time travel is possible, but only if you're willing to miss the bus by three minutes. Then, it becomes a delightful paradox.
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