It was the perfect night for an unsolved mystery—rain-soaked cobblestones and a wind that howled like a choir of confused canaries. But amidst the storm, a question remained: Who was tracing circles around our sanity, and why were they doing it on a Tuesday?
Meet Inspector Clueless, the world's leading expert in
Footprints detected: Mysterious and Unidentifiable
Direction: Nowhere in particular
With a magnifying glass set to "ineffective," Clueless concluded, "These footprints lead to... well, probably a cafe. But I can't know for sure unless I stop for coffee myself. Priorities, you know."
Mysteries may remain unsolved, but one thing's for certain: you'll seldom find Inspector Clueless without a croissant.